hahahahahahaha i received this email from cousin... its really damn funny...
here goes...:
A family in Gujarat got simply puzzled when the coffin of their dead
mother (Puj. Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the
daughter.
The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no
space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top
addressed to all her brothers and sisters:
Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben & Varsha,
I am sending Puj. Ba's dead body to you, since it was her last wish
that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in
Kadhywad, GUJARAT , India.
Sorry, I could not come, all of my paid leaves got consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, 5 cans of cheese, 10
packets of Tobler chocolates, 8 packets of Badam and few items for
Kids. Please divide these among all of you.
Near Ba's feet, you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for
Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons.
Hope the sizes are correct!!
Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and
rest you can decide.
The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.
Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you
asked for. Please take it.
The few pairs of white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided
among all the Nephews.
Please distribute all these above items fairly & equally. Yours
loving sister, Anubhavi
P.S.: If anything more needed, let me know soon as Bapuji is also not
feeling too well now a days...
CHOCOLATE ;;
9:52 PM <3